Well, this holiday didnt start off great. I woke up damn early in the morning to help my dad with some work. Damn tiring. When i got home i told cx to wake me up when its time to leave. She called me at 1pm to tell me she is on the bus already. At 1 we were suppose to have left my house for the ferry terminal. hahaha. I was too tired to realise that.
I went back to sleep to wake for her to call when she is here. The ferry gate closes at 1.45 btw. haha. After a few mins i woke up and i looked at my phone, bloody hell! 1.15 alreadyyyy!!
1.30, we were at kembangan mrt. We took the cab, which the bloody uncle fuckingly took the longer route and we were stuck many times at the traffic light. when we just got on the cab, we already told the uncle we are in a hurry. DAMN HIM. at 1.50, he said, aiya you nv say earlier i take ECP. BLOODY FUCKERRRR.
we reached the terminal at 1.57, the ferry had not left. But the counter didnt want to help us rush for the 2pm ferry. We missed the trip there.
What to do, go for the 5pm one loh. we slacked at the terminal for 3 hrs. hahaha. i bought magazines and some food. watched videos on my itouch. Showed cx numbnuts! hahahaha. watched jl’s stupid videos again. Cx laughed so loudly, everyone was staring at her.
Got there, checked in, got some drinks at the bar, played pool while waiting for dinner time followed by a concert.
After the concert, they had this dance thing going on. hahaha. sth like mambo at zouk. which nat seems to be enjoying himself alot. HAHAHA. Well post the video soon.
At club med, the had different tournaments everyday. maybe 3 different games a day, which we can join. The first night was beach volleyball. And they had medals one loh!!! For the winning team. Damn it, i didnt know if i knew i would have join lah!
After i know abt the medal they gave, i was determined to win one before going back. hahaha.
Night time was normally drinking at the pub, playing 5 10, cards, smoke and talk, pool.
Its just drinks drinks and more drinks throughout the day lah! Free flow of alcohol. wah damn jialat. no control. cant imagine paying for it in sg, one cup 15 bucks. tsk tsk.
swam.
then it was kayaking! water sports that we did, all no pics cos i forgot to remind cx to bring underwater casing!!! OH MAN.
Went to tan tan tan tan at the beach.
CX VS JO in the battle of disgusting poses.
Obviously, Cx won. hahaha. But not fair leh, she’s got lessons from China women during her holiday! hahaha
We woke up at 7am cos we had the responsibility of making reservations at 8am for the grp at the seafood restaurant at night. hahaha. after that was breakfast and Sun tanning.
After that we had some drinks and played pool while waiting for lunch.
Chilled at the beach bar after that. The view was freaking great. damn relaxed.
Went for snorkeling after lunch!! The sea looks very pretty, with the corals and very colourful fishes. Damn we didnt get a picture of it. I got sea-sick while playing, if not it would had been perfect.
It looked sth like that, but prettier. just to give you an idea how it is.
Because i was feeling nauseous, when we went back to shower i took a nap too. I woke up cos i heard lots of noises! CX was talking very loudly to someone. I thought it was jason. So i went back to sleep. It got louder and louder, irritated, i got up to take alot. Oh my goodnesss. hahaha. at the balcony was CX and a grp of MONKEYS!! haha. i saw them there the previous day but in the forest, not that close!
CX was enjoying the view when she spotted them. And the “person” she was talking to was the monkey! hahaha. cos they wanted to drink from her cup.
She fed them with a pear i stole for the dinner buffet. I intended to feed them if i saw them. But she did it for me. and other monkeys saw it and came over too. they sat outside waiting for us to feed them.
So when i got up, i fed them with biscuits. MORE CAME. hahaha. We ran in the room and shut the door! haha. they fought outside and it sounded like a cat fight. quite scary. After that i decided to give them the whole packet of biscuits so i threw them out. they are very smart! they know it’s a wrapper so it opened it to take the biscuits out. damn cute lah.
Some free time we had, the 4 of them went to play majong and we went for a walk by the beach. We dont know how to play what to do. hahaha. But the beach is so relaxing i dont mind going there again and again!
Then it was the seafood dinner. Nothing great lah. dont know why must make reservations also. haha.
Jason’s just wake up hair looks like dragonball loh! hahha.
Look at the top left picture. hahaha. I look like those taiwan da ge da right! hahahaha. my gang at the back. funny.
Drinking at the bar and by the pool. OMG. cx drooled on me can!! damn gross lah. she was smilling. We had no idea how she drooled lah. smilling also can drool. gross freak.
If you remembered this. hahahha. Now i kena. same thing. BUT, by accident. hahaha.
Oh ya, i was saying i wanted to win a medal before heading home. haha. After snorkeling was the badminton match at 5pm. Damn it loh! I was late by like 10 mins. But i didnt see the medals there so i didnt join. i sat down to watch. OH GOD, they couldnt play lah! everyone there was like errrr. hahaha. If i played, i would have won even if my parter is CX. HAHAHAHAHA.
Anyway, at the end of the match. I saw the guy took out the medals from his pocket. and guess what, he gave everyone a medal. not only the winner hor. OMFG. i was damn angry! hahaha. damn disappointed that i didnt join lah! so the next day, i joined the basketball one instead. Very very determined to win something. hahaha. We thought the 6 of us would be in the same team but they spilt us up! hahaha.
We lost to jason’s team. All thanks to me. We were winning by 1 point when i told nat not to pass the ball cos left 1 min. just hold on to it. But ended up passing. then mad rush for the ball. hahaha. The ball rolled to the round, i picked it up and guess what? haha. I passed it to jason. DAMN IT LAH! ya they scored and won. HAHAHAH. my mistake.
But according to cx, we were winning by lots of points not by 1, but the referee was talking and didnt watch the match and points were stagnant for very long. hahaha.
but the whole game no medal hor!BLOODY HELL I BLOODY SWEAT LIKE MAD FOR NOTHING. Even the winning team got nothing. Wah our teammates, the jap guy super powerful. He half moon and scored with 3 ppl guarding him lah!
And weng bo was quite a good player too, cant tell but yeah he’s not bad in bb, pool, and table tennis. hahaha.
Went back and my tan started to burn. hahaha. And i was THAT red. Boomz loh. like seriously! the pain was BOOMZ, thats the only word to describe it. hahaha.
I dont know why but CX has sth against ppl watching cartoon. She rolls her eyes at me when i watch them before sleeping at night, and look! 3 of us watch cartoon network. ben 10! hahha. ANYWAY, check jason out in CX’s dress. Sex a not? hahahaha
Trapeze performance at night!
The last night, nat, pl, jason and wb went drinking and chilling till late at night. Goodness i had major headache so we only chilled until like 12plus? hahaha. So we didnt get to see jason taking his wedding photos. HAHAHA.
I think i got headache cos of the cigs loh! Everyday leh. bth. Must be marlboro be too strong alr. hahaha. Or maybe its the alcohol i had? Eh no leh, the last 2 days i had tea all the time. haha, the most 3 drinks a day. Ok lah excuses only can. I dont know why i have headache and had to leave. haha. didnt get to see david burn himself.
Next day was tanning again, although it was the last day. Cx wanted to tan. But i didnt lah. Mine was burning like mad already. hahaha.
So it was time to go home. Without medal. hahaha. I was feeling really sore lah. For not joining the badminton match. 
really really very sore. I kept harping on it loh. until CX could take it. hahaha. She asked the person to give it to us, she said after the table tennis match if there are extras she would give them to us. But jason and wengbo who got to the next round couldnt play anymore cos it was time for us to go! ;(
However, before leaving jason went to ask the person for it and she gave it to us! WOOHOO!
and home.
If life here could be as simple as bintan…
Club med is really a good place to go. while we were there we didnt have to care what we ate, what we drank. We basically can go around without our wallets. Damn shiok.
Best part is, if you are a very outgoing person being there really gives you the chance to know lots of ppl. Cos they have alot of programs and games which everyone there can participate in and mingle around.
If you are a shy person who doesnt like to mix ard, you can just read your book by the beautiful beach. Great for all kinds of ppl loh!!
good for TICOs too. cos angmos nude tan. Jason saw lucy’s massive boobs! hahaha.
They are hiring part timers loh. so how friends? hahaha. wanna go?
okok. keep the best for the last.
HAHAHAHA. i am not wearing khaki berms ok! Its the tan line. HAHAHAH. fucking funny can!
